Some Christmas Cracker Jokes

The daily Telegraph listed this as the worst Christmas Cracker joke ever – but I quite liked it…

What is Santa’s favourite pizza?
Answer: One that’s deep pan, crisp and even.

What athlete is warmest in winter?
A long jumper

How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?
Wi’ Jammin
What does Bob Marley say to his friends when he buys doughnuts?
Hope you like Jammin too.

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